After living in a country with such a grand tradition of piracy for eight years, it's good medicine for me to read a cautionary tale....
A 45-year-old man in south China was severely burned after his fake cell phone exploded in his pocket. Read about it here.
The moral: If you're ever in China and are tempted to go the cheaper route by buying a knockoff phone, think again.
(Now, if Aaron's knockoff Calvin Kleins start spontaneously combusting, we've got problems.)