Miss Puke

Yes, that's me on coronation day. Thank you very much. I received the coveted Miss Puke sash. I've been crowned and robed. Quite a spectacle.

I have so many people to thank! But most of all, the person who made this all possible ... my baby daughter Sophie. She gagged on phlegm and chose me to barf all over. Thanks, honey! I'll never forget it.