Even if you don't enter this contest (though, seriously now, why wouldn't you? Literary Agent Barbara Poelle will critique 10 of your pages if you win!) you've gotta read this post for the Were-llama.
Oh, to be creative enough to come up with a concept like a Were-llama! I am so envious I'm slobbering on myself. Here I am blogging about sleeping patterns, and this person's got a Were-llama. I can't even begin to compete with that!
(This is where I remind myself that blogging is not a competition. I can enjoy the antics of the Were-llama. I should be thankful that Were-llama exists to interview stunning agents like Barbara Poelle. And I can aspire to one day come up with a concept as unique and witty and confident. At this stage in my life, however, it is beyond me. *sniff* This is where I remind myself why I write posts about SLEEPING, because that's what I think about most of the day! Pathetic. I know. Pathetic.)
Now go read the post. I don't even know why you're still here listening to me, to be honest.
Oh, and did I mention that this post also includes a picture of the world's scariest cupcake? Just go.