Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Truth Tuesday: I Drank Bugs

I'm always parched with thirst in the morning when I wake up.

So I've gotten in the habit of leaving a glass of water by my bed.

This morning I woke up and glugged my water. I was about half-way through my glass when I looked down....

And saw about six gnats floating in it.

I don't know how many bugs I drank.

Extra protein? Any other positive ways to spin this? Leave them in the comments.

And have a fantastic day!

12 comments:

  1. LOL. I've eaten a few bugs in my time, too, and I never seemed to be able to console myself with either of my parents' reactions...
    Mom always said, "Extra protein!" and Dad said, "It makes you tough...puts hair on your chest!" :)
    But the eternally positive spin: someday you can put this in a book!

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  2. Um, what doesn't kill you, will make you stronger. LOL

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  3. Well, up here (Maine) you can't walk outside without swallowing/inhaling a few black flies. So it can't be too bad for you! ;-)

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  4. Maybe there were only were 6 flies to begin with and you didn't swallow any. LOL, that's what I'd tell myself anyway.

    I always wondered why my great aunt placed a napkin over her glass at night.

    Now I know why.

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  5. Um...maybe you could point out that in many countries bugs are a delicacy. You should read BEETLE MCGRADY EATS BUGS to your kids. They will love it.

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  6. Oh man! *Shivers*

    I'd go the extra protein spin for sure. :)

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  7. protein was exactly my thought, after a large shudder!
    needs a positive spin allright!

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  8. This is why I keep a bottle of water by my bed instead.

    I once drank half a cup of hot cocoa from one of those coffee-tea-cocoa vending machines before realizing that I was drinking dead ants. They must have gotten into the sugar inside the machine.

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  9. Now you can say: "Been there. Done that."

    Running in the evenings, I've accidently swallowed gnats before, and I haven't noticed any side effects. It's all good, right?"

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  10. I've done that too. It's better not to know. If you had drank them all, you would never have known!

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  11. Sorry, I have no positive things to say about drinking bugs :) It's happened to me as well and I can't stand it.

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  12. Oh no!!! That's so icky! I've heard of eating bugs, but I'd rather not drink them in my water! Try a water bottle :)This happens to me as well, but they are mosquitoes and beatles. Thus the reason I've invested in probably 100 water bottles.

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